January 19, 2021 – seafood linguine

Here we have the freshest, tastiest seafood dish available in Durham right now. Fresh linguine made by hand, by expert pasta maker guy Jingles Di’Bungliero. Cooked to perfection in water blessed by Pope Urban VI in 1385 (there were 3 popes at that time, all claiming to be the REAL pope, so there’s only a 33% chance of this water conferring any divine blessings, but what are ya gonna do, right?). We toss this beautiful noodle with fresh NC shrimp, mahi-mahi, calamari, white wine, garlic & Italian parsley. You NEED this. Let it be part of your celebration of NO MORE TRUMP (only 24 hours are allowed for this). GIVE US YOUR MONNNEEEEEYYYYY

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January 7, 2021

You know that this is only going to get worse until you get off your ass and get organized, right? You understand that.

And you know that society is literally falling apart because money is the only organizing principle at work in our society, right? You understand that, I know you do.

And you realize that you can’t post your way out of this mess, right? You understand that Facebook and Twitter & even my glorious posting is just a distraction from the reality work that needs to be done. The work of organizing ourselves into some kind of strength that can oppose the mass-suicidal money power that controls everything in your life. You understand this, I know you do.

So stop looking at this picture of a roasted chicken with potato gratin, green beans & red wine jus (looks delicious doesn’t it?) and get to work- either organizing or letting yourself BE organized. The Poor People’s Campaign needs you. The Sunrise Movement needs you.

The Democrats aren’t going to fix this, there’s no manager you can complain to. There’s just power operating baldly and openly to wreck your climate, impoverish your family and destroy our country so that it can stay rich. And that Power only respects power- it’s not going to change because it would be nice. But you understand this, don’t you?

 

 

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January 5, 2021

These little beauties are called tortellini. They’re fresh pasta bundles filled with local, pasture raised pork, Parmesan & ricotta cheeses and a secret ingredient. (Oh heck with it- it’s nutmeg!)

 

We’re serving them in a rich & creamy bolognese sauce, warming & satisfying & perfect for the darkness & cold of winter.

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This is the White Light of The Void, the potential nothingness that was you before you were born and the empty fullness that you’ll be after you die. Once all that you consider to be you has been erased- including the tortellini you’re about to order, your first kiss, the memory of your mother’s smile-once all that has fallen away, this beautiful emptiness will be all you are. We captured this image with the interdimensional camera on the new iPhone.