Here we have the freshest, tastiest seafood dish available in Durham right now. Fresh linguine made by hand, by expert pasta maker guy Jingles Di’Bungliero. Cooked to perfection in water blessed by Pope Urban VI in 1385 (there were 3 popes at that time, all claiming to be the REAL pope, so there’s only a 33% chance of this water conferring any divine blessings, but what are ya gonna do, right?). We toss this beautiful noodle with fresh NC shrimp, mahi-mahi, calamari, white wine, garlic & Italian parsley. You NEED this. Let it be part of your celebration of NO MORE TRUMP (only 24 hours are allowed for this). GIVE US YOUR MONNNEEEEEYYYYY
According to the ancient magical folkways of this land, wealth and good fortune in a new year can be obtained by consuming collard greens & black-eyed peas, foods brought to these cursed shores by Capitalism’s greatest sin, the slave trade.
We’re not sure of the efficacy of such practices — a lot of things bring wealth and fortune, or poverty and misfortune — but considering the trajectory of the past year and the conditions we’re heading into, it might be worth a try.
You can trust the food shamans at Geer Street Garden to allow only good vibrations and honest-to-gosh wealth spirits into our food. So this week we’re offering quart containers of cooked collard greens & black-eyed peas to make sure your 2021 is immune to economic collapse, environmental devastation, alien mind control, shitty bosses, newly mutated coronavirus that turns the world into The Stand and vaccines that turn the world into 28 Days Later. To further ensure maximum magical potency, they are not vegetarian. They’re $8 per quart.
Call 919-688-2900 to reserve yours. They’ll be ready for pickup Thursday & Friday at the restaurant.